Pontypridd CLP Chairman: Does anyone have any ideas about how we can better understand the meaning or cause of life?
[Disruption while the Councillor for Ty Nant questions the Chairman]
Cllr Darwin: I think we descended from apes, we quite clearly share so many characteristics we must have a common ancestors.
Llantwit Fardre BLP Chairman: Shut up Charles you donâ€™t know what youâ€™re talking about!
Freeman Newton: I have a suggestion.
CLP Chairman: One minute Issac, the Councillor for Efail Isaf wants to speak.
Efail Isaf Councillor: Well I think itâ€™s disgusting weâ€™re having this conversation in the first place. No one thought to invite the science minister, and why are we holding the meeting at 5 o’clock in the evening, it must be that the executive want to stifle debate.
Freeman Newton: Can Iâ€¦
CLP Chairman: One minute Issac. Stephen, you wanted to say something?
Cllr Hawking: Far from being mathematical curiosities which appear only in special cases, I think singularities are a fairly generic feature of general relativity.
Dr Einstein: I agree, the source is not mass. In my opinion mass is part of the energy-momentum tensor, which includes both energy and momentum densities as well as stress.
CLP Chairman: You wanted to say something Issac?
Freeman Newton: I was going to say that a body’s motion can be described as a combination of free or inertial motion, and deviations from this free motion. But Albert and Stephen have moved on since then.
CLP Chairman: Are we ready for the minutes?…